Stand2Pee.com Lifestyle Enhancement For The Active Woman
Cross-country road trips, 3-day camping excursions, hiking in Yosemite, spending a summer trekking in rural China, backpacking across Europe, or concerts at the local arena or club, I’ve been told horror stories. In every instance, if these girls had the know-how to stand up instead of having to sit or squat, the entire experience would have been dramatically improved. What you learn in one day stays with you a lifetime and you won’t need to mortgage the house or take out a student loan to afford it!
History: I began teaching about 10 years ago overseas in Hong Kong to groups of college and university students. An old friend was out drinking in a park with a group of girlfriends, and when nature called, she stood – her friends squatted. Almost in unison, they gasped in amazement and envy.
A week later my travel agent booked me a Singapore Airlines flight to Hong Kong, and I found myself teaching that group plus their friends, about 40 girls, from the fashion-oriented BCBG, Bebe and Forever 21 crowd to the active Eddie Bauer and Abercrombie & Fitch-types, how to use the urinals in a nightclub that one of the girls’ parents owned.
As word spread, I began spending considerable amounts of time traveling to Manila, Singapore, Osaka, Kuala Lumpur, Seoul and Bangkok, teaching groups of girls that would often travel hundreds of miles/kilometers for the chance to learn.
Everything was word-of-mouth, meaning that I did no advertising, had no website, and there were no blogs or social networks. It was simply one girl telling another, or one seeing another do it, and asking in total disbelief, “How did you learn to do THAT?!” With zero advertising, well over 4000 women have tracked me down so they can learn the skill.
Overview: You are wondering, “How is this possible, how can a girl stand up for relief?” That is the question, and the answer is within the class! In a period of one day, you will learn to aim and hit a target, write your name in the snow, and yes, use a urinal – while facing the wall – with the anatomy you were born with. Will it be easy? For some the answer is yes, for others no. The best analogy I can think of is it is like learning to ride a bike – you will fall initially, but slowly you will learn to keep your balance, and it will take practice.
Why?: I can understand why a woman might question the need to learn, if she lives and stays in a sanitary, controlled environment. However, you are probably one who travels, and explores what this fabulous world has to offer on foot, by car or airplane. The problem is, most places lack cleanliness or convenience, and having the choice to not sit or squat can be the difference of having an enjoyable trip or vacation versus hating your travel time.
Bottom line, the only time you will ever need to sit or squat again will be a choice made by you. You will be able to hit the water, use any urinal of your choosing and during the winter months write your name in the snow!
Will I Succeed? Well, that is the idea! My experience has shown me that women under the age of 35 who are relatively fit and have not had children have the best success. That said, I have had women over 40, some with several kids and some overweight who have been excellent. In general, the average girl will be able to pee about 3 feet or 1 yard/meter in distance by class end – with just your own God-given anatomy. Some girls cannot pee as far, others much farther. In fact, I have had some girls shoot arcs upwards of 6 feet or 2 meters!
Cross-country road trips, 3-day camping excursions, hiking in Yosemite, spending a summer trekking in rural China, backpacking across Europe, or concerts at the local arena or club, I’ve been told horror stories. In every instance, if these girls had the know-how to stand up instead of having to sit or squat, the entire experience would have been dramatically improved. What you learn in one day stays with you a lifetime and you won’t need to mortgage the house or take out a student loan to afford it!
Why?: I can understand why a woman might question the need to learn, if she lives and stays in a sanitary, controlled environment. However, you are probably one who travels, and explores what this fabulous world has to offer on foot, by car or airplane. The problem is, most places lack cleanliness or convenience, and having the choice to not sit or squat can be the difference of having an enjoyable trip or vacation versus hating your travel time.