Archive for January, 2014

Sitting On A Urinal Out of Desperation

January 9th, 2014 | Stacy Kwan

Since the website launched and I started writing a blog discussing the trials and tribulations of being female away from the comforts of home, the mail started pouring in. Some has been positive, some negative, some perverted, and some plain weird! Along the way, many have sent pictures that match the descriptive words above. Some of these pictures are of girls sitting on a urinal.

Yes, I said SITTING on a urinal!

For the life of me, I cannot fathom sitting on the lip of a urinal with my bare skin touching any part of the porcelain and the only logic I can lend to this scenario is that desperate times call for desperate measures.

Woman using a urinal

Woman Sitting on a Urinal at a Concert

Someone snapped this picture at a concert, and it’s seems to be pretty clear this is not a posed shot of some girls in a college dorm in a controlled environment, but one where the lines to both the women’s room and the stalls in the men’s room were too long and the only option available was to back in to the urinal.  All I can say is, poor thing.

For all the Go-Girl fans and women that use a funnel, this is the perfect example of what happens when you forget the FUD – you are SOL!  The one-day investment into learning how to pee standing up pays lifetime dividends – dividends this woman in that exact moment likely wishes she had made.

Writing Your Name In The Snow

January 7th, 2014 | Stacy Kwan

With much of the country frozen and covered with ice and snow, I almost feel guilty stating I am in California wearing shorts and a t-shirt with short sleeves, but with the cost of rent in San Francisco, in relation to most of the rest of the country…ok, I am rambling here!  As an outdoorsy person, I enjoy the snow (almost) as much as the next, but being a girl in the snow can cause some challenges. The clothing sure doesn’t help, in particular, the way snow suits are designed, so if you need to go, it’s a monumental process.

So for a moment let’s imagine we are not wearing 17 layers of flannel long-johns and snow pants when we need to pee.  Naturally,  a nice and warm indoor location would be prime, but that’s not always going to happen.  Women do go cross-country skiing, ice fishing, snow shoeing or go to Packers games in the frigid cold, and having to squat in or over the snow or sit on a frozen seat sucks.

Writing your name in the snow is pretty damn cool, unless your name is Bernadette. Stacy with all the curves can be a challenge, but it can be done – by a girl with girl anatomy.  With all the demand for the Stand2Pee DVD through we have decided to extend the Christmas and New Years sale for another week – so for a very limited time you can buy our DVD for just $12.95.

And when you succeed, please send pictures…lol!