Posts Tagged ‘hiking’

Popping A Squat Because She Cannot Use A Urinal

January 25th, 2013 | Stacy Kwan

Think for a moment how many events the average woman attends in her lifetime where the ability to pee standing up would be faster, cleaner and easier. Dozens, easily. Hundreds, for sure. Thousands, possibly.

The mall, the movie theater, hiking, camping, bonfires, concerts, clubs, ball games, and probably dozens more.

It seems where women typically have the hardest time are at large-scale music festivals where there are porta-potties and the bushes, and not much else. On occasions, the show organizers wheel in portable urinals, and this solves the problem for men, but as you can see here, the lack of Stand2Pee knowledge promts these gals to pop a squat right next to the available urinals for the simple reason – they don’t know how to pee standing up. It is a problem with a solution, and it does not come in the shape of a funnel!

Girls Unable to Use the Urinal

Girls Squatting to Pee Because They Cannot Use a Urinal

 

Stand2Pee Satisfied Customer Email

January 20th, 2011 | Stacy Kwan

After my post a couple of days ago, I got a number of emails bashing the bashers and offering some love for Stacy Kwan and Stand2Pee, so thanks!

Here is part of an email from a gal who appears to be a rather satisfied customer:

“You know, I didn’t want to learn how to pee standing up until my friend prodded me into doing it because she said that I would need this sometime when I least expect it.  So I decided to buy your DVD after procrastinating for a few hours and a few glasses of wine.”

“Sure enough, several weeks later I was hiking with a group of friends on a chilly December afternoon. We had all had something warm before we left and had water along the way, but the coffee was the kicker and about an hour in one my friends really had to go.  The trail was sloped and uneven, so my friend took a good minute getting settled before she squatted. My turn came about an hour later and I was debating whether to squat or just go for it and freak out my hiking mates. I decided to stand and was able to pee neatly and cleanly without getting anything on my pants. Yes, my friends were freaking amazed, you should have seen them howl!”


Why A Girl Would Want To Learn How To Pee Standing Up

October 3rd, 2010 | Stacy Kwan

Many have asked this question: “Why would a girl want to learn to pee standing up?”  Most doubt that this skill is possible for a woman, and some women claim they have never had a need to pee anywhere other than a clean toilet and never outdoors.  But ask yourself: Do you enjoy outdoor activities?  Do you play sports? Ever go backpacking, hiking or camping? Do you enjoy nightlife, clubs or concerts? Have you ever found yourself away from a bathroom and really needed to pee, and there you were outside with no other option?  Did you pop a squat and pee?

Some girls have never experienced this and live in a bubble, but they are in the minority.  Sure, the occasional squat outdoors isn’t that bad, but what if you were in a situation where squatting to pee wouldn’t be desirable, or if you knew ahead of time you’d be squatting several times that day, like on a hiking trip?  Or imagine you are at a bonfire and need to pee; the sand is unstable and you could easily tip over while squatting. The wind is blowing the sand all around you and into your pants, and the guys are just standing up and aiming.  And of course we have all used public restrooms say, at a park or movie theater, and you know those toilets tend to be very unsanitary and can smell atrocious.

I would like to share on personal experience from when I was on a hiking trip in Yosemite National Park, a number of years ago.  There was a long line for the outhouses at the beginning of the trail, and the stall I ended up in smelled like death!  It was basically a big toilet that had no running water and had flies buzzing all over the place. It was disgusting!

At that time, I didn’t know how to pee standing up, but I can tell you right then I really wished I could!

Yosemite Outshouse Where I Popped A Squat To Pee

Yosemite Outhouse Where I Popped A Squat To Pee

My guy friends on that trip could just stand away from that filth and shoot right in with no problem.  We girls, however, had to somehow hover or squat over the toilet, or heaven forbid, sit on the seat without a seat cover! Of course we could always pop a squat outside near a bush, where tons of people were walking by and something could crawl into your pants. What a choice!

The Stand2Pee Instructional DVD will allow you the opportunity to learn how to pee standing up from the convenience of your own home without the assistance of any funnels or devices.  That’s right, women CAN learn to pee standing up naturally! Our DVD will guide you step-by-step, training you with the necessary progressions to prepare mentally and physically to pee standing up with bottoms on AND without the use of any devices.

Learning to pee standing up will definitely help those who find themselves squatting when they have no other options, waiting in long lines for a dirty stall…plus it’s incredibly cool!