Posts Tagged ‘women’

Women Peeing At Music Festivals

February 11th, 2014 | Stacy Kwan

One of the worst places for a woman to need to pee is at a large concert or music festival. Beer is flowing, the music is pounding, people are everywhere and lines to the bathrooms or portable toilets are a mile long. So what’s a girl supposed to do when her beer has reached the point of no return and needs to exit the body as soon as possible? There are basically three options – wait in line for a soaked, stinky facility, hold it or find a place to squat. All three options pretty much suck.

As much as I hate to admit it, events like this are where those creepy cardboard funnels make sense. No skill or thought involved, just pay the money, shove it under there and let her rip, vagina paper cuts be damned.  Never mind that the collective souls using these out of desperation have left a mound of cardboard to be sent off to landfill, killing countless trees.

This is where women need to stop being so damn tragic and start being pro-active, maybe with the help of concert promoters and telling women there is an alternative to having to get into a humiliating position. Many concerts in Western Europe bring in portable urinals for men – walk up, unzip and go. Women have no simple alternative, unless they are Stand2Pee graduates, and many women wind up like the poor girl below, squatting in the piss-soaked mud next to a perfectly functional urinal that she doesn’t know she could use very easily IF she learned Stand2pee.

Squatting to Pee at Concert

Woman squatting to pee next to urinal at music festiival

Military Women Should Learn to Pee Standing Up

December 25th, 2010 | Stacy Kwan

A friend of mine is joining the U.S. Army and leaving for basic training in early January.  She will learn how to follow orders, march in formation, shoot a gun and defend her country.

She will not be taught by the Army how to properly pee in the field.  In fact she and every other Army basic training woman recruit will be on their own and assume the squatting position each and every time nature calls.

Can you imagine being in a combat-type situation and having your pants around your ankles peeing when shots ring out?

Why is the Army and all branches of the military not investing in the Stand2Pee DVD and each and every woman in their ranks? If there are any military women who would like to help spread the word, please let us know and we will provide a deeply discounted copy of our product or free copies if they can reach the correct people in decision-making positions.

As for my friend, we are meeting next week and she is going to learn.  She deserves the knowledge.

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Military women need to learn to pee standing up like their male counterparts

Why A Girl Would Want To Learn How To Pee Standing Up

October 3rd, 2010 | Stacy Kwan

Many have asked this question: “Why would a girl want to learn to pee standing up?”  Most doubt that this skill is possible for a woman, and some women claim they have never had a need to pee anywhere other than a clean toilet and never outdoors.  But ask yourself: Do you enjoy outdoor activities?  Do you play sports? Ever go backpacking, hiking or camping? Do you enjoy nightlife, clubs or concerts? Have you ever found yourself away from a bathroom and really needed to pee, and there you were outside with no other option?  Did you pop a squat and pee?

Some girls have never experienced this and live in a bubble, but they are in the minority.  Sure, the occasional squat outdoors isn’t that bad, but what if you were in a situation where squatting to pee wouldn’t be desirable, or if you knew ahead of time you’d be squatting several times that day, like on a hiking trip?  Or imagine you are at a bonfire and need to pee; the sand is unstable and you could easily tip over while squatting. The wind is blowing the sand all around you and into your pants, and the guys are just standing up and aiming.  And of course we have all used public restrooms say, at a park or movie theater, and you know those toilets tend to be very unsanitary and can smell atrocious.

I would like to share on personal experience from when I was on a hiking trip in Yosemite National Park, a number of years ago.  There was a long line for the outhouses at the beginning of the trail, and the stall I ended up in smelled like death!  It was basically a big toilet that had no running water and had flies buzzing all over the place. It was disgusting!

At that time, I didn’t know how to pee standing up, but I can tell you right then I really wished I could!

Yosemite Outshouse Where I Popped A Squat To Pee

Yosemite Outhouse Where I Popped A Squat To Pee

My guy friends on that trip could just stand away from that filth and shoot right in with no problem.  We girls, however, had to somehow hover or squat over the toilet, or heaven forbid, sit on the seat without a seat cover! Of course we could always pop a squat outside near a bush, where tons of people were walking by and something could crawl into your pants. What a choice!

The Stand2Pee Instructional DVD will allow you the opportunity to learn how to pee standing up from the convenience of your own home without the assistance of any funnels or devices.  That’s right, women CAN learn to pee standing up naturally! Our DVD will guide you step-by-step, training you with the necessary progressions to prepare mentally and physically to pee standing up with bottoms on AND without the use of any devices.

Learning to pee standing up will definitely help those who find themselves squatting when they have no other options, waiting in long lines for a dirty stall…plus it’s incredibly cool!